tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

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10thdoctors-companion:

grapplinghook5:

10thdoctors-companion:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

bless John Green bless

You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.

jESUS FUKCJNBRHS

10thdoctors-companion:

grapplinghook5:

10thdoctors-companion:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

bless John Green bless

You see, it’s a metaphor. He threatened to kill the movie, but hasn’t used the power to actually do it.

jESUS FUKCJNBRHS

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tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED


Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

tulililli:

katkayes:

fuckyeahdekutree:

ok so i tried to do this

AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

image

Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help

or buy a fucking toaster oven jfc

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

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striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

striderbeegood:

ARIEL YOU STUPID IDIOT YOUR BRA DOESNT MATCH YOUR TAIL YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAKING FASHION CATASTROPHE

(Source: snowqueenelsa)

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clamjob:

when he cums on ur face without warning image

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